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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, October 14, 2011, 3:32 am
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Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 2:11 am
Characters: 134 : SMS Length: 1
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A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 1:41 am
Characters: 200 : SMS Length: 2
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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Sunday, September 18, 2011, 4:03 pm
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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Sunday, September 18, 2011, 2:35 pm
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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Sunday, September 18, 2011, 2:29 pm
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Hy dear

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Thursday, September 8, 2011, 12:54 am
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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 5, 2011, 11:18 am
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What is the kiss in view……. Geometry:- “Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips” Economics:- “Kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SU

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Sunday, April 3, 2011, 2:24 am
Characters: 157 : SMS Length: 1
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Pathan Halwai SE: Tum Kitny Saal Se Jalebi Bana Rahy Ho? Halwai Bary Fakhar Sy 30 Sal Se Pathan: Bari Sharm Ki Bat Hy Tum Se Aaj Tak Jalebi Seedhi Nahi Bani

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, November 22, 2010, 5:02 pm
Characters: 156 : SMS Length: 1
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Mai Kisi Aur Ki Hoon
Itna Bata Kar Royi
Wo Mujhe Mehndi
Lagey Haath Dikha Kar Royi

Mai Bey`Kasoor Hoon
Qudrat Ka Faaisla Hai
Ye
Lipat Ke Mujh Say Wo
Bs Itna Bata Kar Royi

Mujh Pey Aik Qarb Ka
Tohfaan Ho Gaya
Haaye
Jab Mere Saamney
Khhat Mere Jalah Kar
Royi

Meri Nafrat Aur
Adawat Pighal Gai Pal
Me
Wo Bewafa Hai To Kio
Mujh Ko Rula Kar Royi

Sab Shikway Mere Aik
Pal Me Beh Gaye
Jheel Si Aankhon Me
Jab Aansu Saja Kar
Royi

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, October 1, 2010, 10:03 am
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AJNABI SHEHAR KE AJNABI RASTE MERI TANHAI PAR MUSKURATE RAHE
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AJNABI SHEHAR KE AJNABI RASTE MERI TANHAI PAR
MUSKURATE RAHE

BOHAT DER TAK MAIN CHALTA RAHA BOHAT DER
TUM YAAD ATE RAHE

ZEHAR MILTA RAHA ZAHAR PEETE RAHE RÅZ
MARTE RAHE RÅZ JEETE RAHE

ZINDAGI BHI HUMAIN AZMATI RAHI
AUR HUM BHE ISSAY AZMATE RAHE



ZAKHAM JAB
BHI KOI ZEHN-O-DILL PE LAGA ZINDAGI KI TARUF IKK DAREECHA KHULA />
HUM CHRAAG-E-TAMANA JALATE RAHE,WOH CHRAAG-E- TAMANA BUJHATE
RAHE



SAKHT HALAT TEZ TOOFAN MAIN GHIR GYA
THA HAMARA JUNOON-E-WAFA

HUM GOYA KISSI SAAZ KE TAAR
HAIN,CHOAT KHATE RAHE GUNGUNATE RAHE />

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Thursday, September 30, 2010, 9:06 pm
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!’.
/ l’..
_/_.l.’_’.__
,’>,_,_,_,_,/_,
A boat
is
waiting
4u..!
It
take’s
u
into a

“Dream Land”

Good night and
Sweet dreams.

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Thursday, September 23, 2010, 9:30 pm
Characters: 190 : SMS Length: 2
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Aunty Ney Sex K Baad Ladke Sey Poocha Oye, Tu Ne Condom Kyun Nahi Lagaya? Young Boy:O Aunty., Pack Pey Likha Tha., Do Not Use If The Seal Is Already Broken. :-)

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Thursday, July 29, 2010, 9:27 pm
Characters: 173 : SMS Length: 2
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Larki: Jaan Chotey Soorakh Mein Nahi, Barry Sorakh Mein Daalo, Larka: Andhera Itna hai Sorakh Nazar Hai Nahi Aa Raha, Larki: Surakh par Ungli Phero mehsoos Hojae ga, Larka: Wah! Ungli se tu Andhere Mein Bhi Sorakh Mil Gaya, Larki: Jan ab Aahista Se Andar Daal do, Larka: Poora Andar Chala Gaya, Oof! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andhere Mein HEADPHONE KI PIN MOBILE MEIN LAGANA, MORAL : Mere sms gandey nahi aap ki soch gandi hy.

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, July 20, 2010, 2:47 pm
Characters: 446 : SMS Length: 3
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# Pathan Halwai SE: Tum Kitny Saal Se Jalebi Bana Rahy Ho? Halwai Bary Fakhar Sy 30 Sal Se Pathan: Bari Sharm Ki Bat Hy Tum Se Aaj Tak Jalebi Seedhi Nahi Bani.

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Thursday, July 8, 2010, 3:22 pm
Characters: 169 : SMS Length: 2
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Fir 1 hath niche le gaya aur uski chut par rakh diya. Waha hath lgate hi wo jonk ki tarah sikud gayi. Ab main use kiss b kar rha tha aur uski chut par hath b fer raha tha. Tabhi mujhe mehsus hua ki uski panty gili hai.

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Sunday, March 7, 2010, 8:47 pm
Characters: 218 : SMS Length: 2
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L@dy Cl@Ss Te@cheR 2 Students:AIDS Se Bachne K lye Condom Use Karo ... Girl:"Madam" Agar Aap ko Kahey k KULFI Ko LAFAFE mai Daal K Chuso To Apko Maza AyeGa?

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Thursday, March 4, 2010, 10:09 am
Characters: 156 : SMS Length: 1
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Boy- bhaiya ek condom dena, girlfrnd ko gift karna hai. dukaandaar - ispe gift cover daal du ?????????? Boy - are nhi, ye hi to cover hai gift to mere pass hai.

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, December 15, 2009, 8:36 pm
Characters: 162 : SMS Length: 2
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L@dy Cl@Ss Te@cheR 2 Students:AIDS Se Bachne K lye Condom Use Karo ... Girl:"Madam" Agar Aap ko Kahey k KULFI Ko LAFAFE mai Daal K Chuso To Apko Maza AyeGa?

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, November 20, 2009, 10:49 pm
Characters: 159 : SMS Length: 1
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