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I wish you lots of itching and short arms.

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Wednesday, June 3, 2009, 7:21 pm
Characters: 42 : SMS Length: 1
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Will we play the hulk together?? . . . . . I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Wednesday, June 3, 2009, 7:21 pm
Characters: 100 : SMS Length: 1
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If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? . . . no . . . why do you wear a bra????!!!

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Wednesday, June 3, 2009, 7:20 pm
Characters: 107 : SMS Length: 1
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Why do men fart more often than women? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Wednesday, June 3, 2009, 7:20 pm
Characters: 120 : SMS Length: 1
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Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Wednesday, June 3, 2009, 7:19 pm
Characters: 68 : SMS Length: 1
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I am born this way, but what is your excuse?

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Wednesday, June 3, 2009, 7:19 pm
Characters: 49 : SMS Length: 1
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I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Wednesday, June 3, 2009, 7:19 pm
Characters: 75 : SMS Length: 1
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Some people die. Others become a teacher...

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Wednesday, June 3, 2009, 7:18 pm
Characters: 48 : SMS Length: 1
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Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Wednesday, June 3, 2009, 7:18 pm
Characters: 82 : SMS Length: 1
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If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!!

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Wednesday, June 3, 2009, 7:17 pm
Characters: 86 : SMS Length: 1
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You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Wednesday, June 3, 2009, 7:17 pm
Characters: 113 : SMS Length: 1
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When are you really full of confidence? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . If you fart having diarrhoea.

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Wednesday, June 3, 2009, 7:17 pm
Characters: 112 : SMS Length: 1
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Roses are red . . . Violets are blue . . . but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Wednesday, June 3, 2009, 7:16 pm
Characters: 95 : SMS Length: 1
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On the door of a toilet . . . . Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Wednesday, June 3, 2009, 7:15 pm
Characters: 112 : SMS Length: 1
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Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you!

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Wednesday, June 3, 2009, 7:14 pm
Characters: 63 : SMS Length: 1
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It is red and it taps on the window . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A baby in a microwave.

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Wednesday, June 3, 2009, 7:14 pm
Characters: 116 : SMS Length: 1
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I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass.

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Wednesday, June 3, 2009, 7:13 pm
Characters: 76 : SMS Length: 1
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