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Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Taar khali ho jati hay. Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo... ;->


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Wednesday, October 26, 2011, 3:59 am
Characters: 162 : SMS Length: 2
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Beautiful quote..There iz nothing greater
dan Parents in dis world.
So go get married fast and bcome parents.
Think different
Do different:-D..


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Wednesday, October 26, 2011, 3:58 am
Characters: 166 : SMS Length: 2
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Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!
:D

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Wednesday, October 26, 2011, 3:58 am
Characters: 169 : SMS Length: 2
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Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal

ka jawab do:

Patna kahan par hai?

Larki-India mein

Boys-yahin pat jao itni dur jaane ki kiya zarurat hai..!



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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Wednesday, October 26, 2011, 3:58 am
Characters: 203 : SMS Length: 2
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Mangta hoon to deti nahi...

jawab mere salwal ka..

Deti hai to khada ho jata hai..

Rom rom jazbat ka..

khada hota hai to dalne ko man karta hai....

balo me fool gulab ka...

dalta hoon to tapak padta hai..

patta patta gulab ka...


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Wednesday, October 26, 2011, 3:56 am
Characters: 302 : SMS Length: 2
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Meaning of PYAAR?

Its a Group of fRiends sitting around
a table in a BAR...
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"P-YAAR" . . . ;->

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Wednesday, October 26, 2011, 3:55 am
Characters: 261 : SMS Length: 2
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Some Basic Rules


1.Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye



KHABAR



2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye

HAATH



3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana Chahiye



PAIR



4. Uski Aage Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se Bhi Karni Chahiye

TAREEF



5.Uske Samne Aate Hi Nikaal Kar Uske Hath Mai dedo

Monthly Salary!


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Wednesday, October 26, 2011, 3:54 am
Characters: 436 : SMS Length: 3
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sHE wAS aLL aLONE In tHE hOME!


sHE wENT INTO tHE sWIMMING pOOL.


sHE wAS cOMPLETELY nUDE aND wET.


SUDDENLY, A MAN CAME...


HE CARRIED HER OUT OF POOL.


THEN HE TOUCHED HER BACK SOFTLY...


AND SAID...
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"ABAY YAR, YE BILLI PHIR PANI MAIN BHEEG GAI.
ISAY DHOOP ME LE JATA HON!"

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Wednesday, October 26, 2011, 3:52 am
Characters: 380 : SMS Length: 3
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Aurtoon ki khuli he...
Or mardoon ki bund he.
Kia?
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Double sawari yar..

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Wednesday, October 26, 2011, 3:51 am
Characters: 253 : SMS Length: 2
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2 kids were lying 2gether on a bed sharing the same blanket.

1st: Mai ek larka ho. Tm kon ho?

2nd: Mjh nhn pta.

1st: Acha w8 (ye keh kr wo blanket k andar gaya

aur thori dair bad nika) "tm larki ho"

2nd: Tmhai kesay pata

1st: Q k mai ny blue socks pehnay hain aur tm nay pink.

APNI SOCH SAAF KARO !


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Wednesday, October 26, 2011, 3:49 am
Characters: 368 : SMS Length: 3
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pAppu ki maa ki
choo
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chooriyan kho gai hen apko milley to
gand
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gandi
mat karna wapis deni hen. . . =P ;->

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Wednesday, October 26, 2011, 3:49 am
Characters: 274 : SMS Length: 2
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whAt cOMes dOwN bUt nEvEr gOeS Up?
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tHiNk
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tHiNk
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itS eAZy
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stILL cOnFuSeD?
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Ok
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oH Its RAIN...!

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Wednesday, October 26, 2011, 3:46 am
Characters: 221 : SMS Length: 2
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1 AADMI DO LADKIYO KA HATH PAKRAY HOA THA...

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JO TUM SOCH RAHAY HO, WESA KUCH NHI THA

WO 2NO LADKIYA TO OSS AADMI KI BEHNAY THI ;)


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Wednesday, October 26, 2011, 3:46 am
Characters: 238 : SMS Length: 2
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KAFI DER TAK WO APNAY HATH SE MERA PAKDAY RAHA PAPPU,

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AUR KUCH DER BAAD BOLA...

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TUMHE BUKHAAR HAY. TUMHARE HATH KAFI GARAM HO RHAY HAY..!!

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Wednesday, October 26, 2011, 3:44 am
Characters: 228 : SMS Length: 2
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Jab kisi ke taraf dil jhuknay lagy
Or baat aa kar zubaan tak ruknay lagay
to..
To..
To..
To..
To..
To..
To...
VICKS ki goli lu


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Wednesday, October 26, 2011, 3:43 am
Characters: 168 : SMS Length: 2
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; ; ; ; ; ;
c("""") c("""")
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$pecia£ TEA

Ek mere leye
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Aur
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dosri b mere leye.

Tum Chahye To Apni Bana K Pio.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Wednesday, October 26, 2011, 3:42 am
Characters: 177 : SMS Length: 2
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Aj hum aap se dil ki baat karty hain mind na karna:-@%-)




MAIN







Aap



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Bohat:-)



PIY...:-*




Piya...:-O





PIYARA HON.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Wednesday, October 26, 2011, 3:41 am
Characters: 294 : SMS Length: 2
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A man goin 2 his work, Another man asks:
"Kahan ja raha hy bhai?"
2nd rplied: Yar kaarkhany ja rha hon
1st: Aby ghr me khana nhi pkta jo Car khany ja rha hy ;->

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Wednesday, October 26, 2011, 3:39 am
Characters: 173 : SMS Length: 2
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Road pEr kHri Hui Orat

Jo hEr Car wALay Rokay

¤Unse Muk Muka Kray,

¤NiqaAb OrH Le


KON HO SAKTI HAI?





Kya Kaha?



Taxi. . .




Aray Bhai,


I M TalKing Abt



Trafic Lady Warden.



Dirty Mind. . . .;;


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Wednesday, October 26, 2011, 3:39 am
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Pehli dfa insan jub dalta he to nervous hota he-

Ahista se ander dalo to phisal k pura ander chala jata he-

phir ajibo gharib awaze aane lag jati hen-

lakin aap bilkul nahi ghabrana, confidence
se lage rehna aur us waqt tak na nikalna
jub tak kam pura nahi ho jata.




ATM CARD
atm machine se.

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Wednesday, October 26, 2011, 3:36 am
Characters: 361 : SMS Length: 3
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