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Examiner:y r u under tension? Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator? studnt:No Sir! By mistake i have brought tomorrow exams pharray (Cheating material) today:-)


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Sunday, October 9, 2011, 3:53 am
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SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions

SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations

Unfortunately

BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Sunday, October 9, 2011, 3:53 am
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Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?

studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exams pharray (Cheating material) today:-)


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Sunday, October 9, 2011, 3:53 am
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A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN! :p

A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Sunday, October 9, 2011, 3:52 am
Characters: 141 : SMS Length: 1
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What is the true meaning of Study??
.
.
.
.
.
.
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life

SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Sunday, October 9, 2011, 3:52 am
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A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100

-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester !!


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Sunday, October 9, 2011, 3:52 am
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Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Sunday, October 9, 2011, 3:51 am
Characters: 170 : SMS Length: 2
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eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Sunday, October 9, 2011, 3:51 am
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Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com



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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Sunday, October 9, 2011, 3:51 am
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Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Sunday, October 9, 2011, 3:50 am
Characters: 219 : SMS Length: 2
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My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
is this love?
GOD replied,
no dear, result is near

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Sunday, October 9, 2011, 3:50 am
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Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Sunday, October 9, 2011, 3:50 am
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koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,

Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Sunday, October 9, 2011, 3:49 am
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To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Sunday, October 9, 2011, 3:49 am
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Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail! :D


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Sunday, October 9, 2011, 3:49 am
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It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Sunday, October 9, 2011, 3:49 am
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Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Sunday, October 9, 2011, 3:49 am
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WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Sunday, October 9, 2011, 3:48 am
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The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Sunday, October 9, 2011, 3:47 am
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Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of

ICL n T20

Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play No Invigilator In Exam Hall For

1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders To Dance After Every Right Answer

Written.

(4) Strategic Time-Out Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over Chance For Students To Form Their Own

Question. :-)


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Sunday, October 9, 2011, 3:47 am
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