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Boy- Papa mjr nokarani se pyar hy Mei us se e shadi kru ga Major Rohail- Nokarani ko rani banane ka na socho Boy- Kyu? Major Rohail- Yhe galti mei ne b ke thi beta

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, October 17, 2011, 2:43 am
Characters: 174 : SMS Length: 2
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Pathan- Yaha pr sb travel agency fazool hn Major Rohail- Kyu khab sahb? Pathan- Sb agencyan sirf HAJJ krva rhe hn Pr Hm ne HAJJ E AKBR krna hy



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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, October 17, 2011, 2:42 am
Characters: 161 : SMS Length: 2
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Breakin News Adnan Sami apni building kay 10th floor se neechay gir gaye.. ..aur.. Tippa kha kay waapis ooper chala gaya.. :


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, October 17, 2011, 2:42 am
Characters: 142 : SMS Length: 1
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Abba ne beti ko Date marty hue dekh lia Bap beti se:Tumne khandan ki izzat pr daag laga dia Beti muskurate hue daag tu chala jayega ye waqt phr nae ayega :-D

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, October 17, 2011, 2:42 am
Characters: 166 : SMS Length: 2
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Ab shikwa karte ho hum se k humarae lab sil kyun gaye? Mangi thi tumse "Chipstick" Aur tum mujhy "elfi" de gaye..?:-/

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, October 17, 2011, 2:41 am
Characters: 120 : SMS Length: 1
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Ek train ulatnay ka case adalat me tha Train ka driver pathan tha us se pocha k tumne train patri se q utari? Pathan: o yara 1 banda samne aagaya tha to brake marne ka time nhi tha Humara asisstant ne bola k is k upar chara do. Wakel: phir? Pathan:bas wo banda patri se utar gya


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, October 17, 2011, 2:40 am
Characters: 290 : SMS Length: 2
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Girl:Kia Tum Mere Aashiq Ho ? Boy:Haan Hoon :) Girl:To Phir Mujhe 1000 Ka Easyload Bhej Do Boy:Main Tumhara Aashiq Hoon "UFone"Walon Ka DAMAAD Nahi



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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, October 17, 2011, 2:39 am
Characters: 160 : SMS Length: 1
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Boy& girl in a resturant Boy:I love u Girl:I dont love u Boy:But i love u Girl:Bola na nai Boy:Waiter Hmara alag alag bil le k ana Girl:Acha na I love u.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, October 17, 2011, 2:39 am
Characters: 158 : SMS Length: 1
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Pathan Double sawari m ja rha tha Police waly ne rok k kah:Pata nai hy k Double swari pe pabandi hy. Pathan: pata hy,isi liye to isko wapis chorny ja raha hon.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, October 17, 2011, 2:38 am
Characters: 165 : SMS Length: 2
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Ek muddat se usne hame sataya hi nahi Wah wah Ek muddat se usne hame sataya hi nahi jA|Nx dahi kya lene gaya abi tak aya hi nai


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, October 17, 2011, 2:38 am
Characters: 141 : SMS Length: 1
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Aik deewar pe likha tha ! (Kutta thook raha hai) Pathan ne wahin per thooka aur hansne laga ! ha ha ha Thooka hum ne ! Naam kuttay ka aaye ga. . .;-)


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, October 17, 2011, 2:38 am
Characters: 162 : SMS Length: 2
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Gharaylo Totky: -agr apko kutta kat ly to ap usy kat lein.Hisab brabr. - Dudh phut jay to safaed dhage sy c lein.Kisi ko pta nhi chale ga. - Agr apka qad chota hy to 3,4 mrtba phansi len. Agr buch gae to buhat faida ho ga. - Agr apke baal girte hein to tind krwa lein.Shrtiya baal girna bnd hojayen ge


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, October 17, 2011, 2:38 am
Characters: 313 : SMS Length: 2
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:: Usay kaha B tha K "tmhari shalwar phati hy "=JANI=" :: Ab kahta hai, "HOLAY HOLAY SE HAWA LAGTi HAi.

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, October 17, 2011, 2:37 am
Characters: 121 : SMS Length: 1
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An Illiterate Father with his educated son went on a camping trip, they setup their tent & fell asleep. Some hours later, Father wakes his Son & asks: Look up to the sky & tell me what you see? Son : I see milions of stars. Father: And what does that tell you? Son: Astronomicaly, it tells that there are milions of galaxies & planets.. Father remains silent for moment then says: Idiot, some1 has stolen our tent! MORAL: Education ruins your common sense. ;-)

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, October 17, 2011, 2:37 am
Characters: 471 : SMS Length: 3
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1st frnd: me ne 5star hotel me 50 rupe ma pait bhar k khana khaya. 2nd frnd: (herat se) wo kaise?.. 1st dost: yar bill to 7000 ka bana tha lekin me ne pese nai diey.. 2nd: phir? 1st: phr kya hotel walo ne mujhe police k hawaly kar dya or police walo ko 50 rupy de k ghar agaya.....

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, October 17, 2011, 2:36 am
Characters: 287 : SMS Length: 2
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BOY: "Muj se shadi karo gi" GIRL: Kyaaaaaaaaaa? BOY: Achi film ha na GIRL : Kutay k bachy, BOY: Whaaaaaaaat?? GIRL:Kitnay cute hotay hain Na.!!

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, October 17, 2011, 2:36 am
Characters: 150 : SMS Length: 1
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1 bar ma bemar hoa.1 dost ne mujhe hospital jane ka kaha. Main hospital chla gia.Wahan 2 drwazay thy1pr"Khas bemari" or 1 pr"Mamuli bemari" likha tha.Mujhe mamuli bemari thi is liye main mamuli bemari wale kmray mai chla gia.Whan b 2 drwazay the1 pr"Khas Admi" or 1 pr Aam Admi likha tha. Mai gahrib admi hn is liye aam admi wale drwazay se under chla gia.Under gia to ye dekh kr ghbra gia k mai hospital se bahar tha.! Geo Pakistan..

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, October 17, 2011, 2:36 am
Characters: 439 : SMS Length: 3
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Muslim lady : Assalam-O-Alaikum ! Molvi : Yeh Jannat Mei Jaegi. Hindu Lady : Namaste ! Molvi : Yeh Dozakh Mei Jaegi. Christian Lady : Hi Daarling .! Molvi : Yeh Mere Saath Jaegi...!

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, October 17, 2011, 2:36 am
Characters: 262 : SMS Length: 2
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2 pathanon Ne 2 Ghoray khareeday. Masla Ye hua k konsa Ghora Kiska hai? 1st khan: main Apne Ghoray ki Duum kat deta hon! Ye Nishani Hogi Subha dekha to Doosre Ghoray ki Duum kisi Ne Kaat Di. 2nd khan: main apne Ghoray Ka Kaan Kaat deta hon Agli subha doosre Ghoray ka bhi Kaan Kata hua hota hai Dono khan bare pareshan k Ab Kya Kia Jae! Soch bichar k baad 1 khan bola: Safaid tera Kala Mera!


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, October 17, 2011, 2:36 am
Characters: 410 : SMS Length: 3
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Pyar ki rasmon ko ye zamana kia jane dil ka dard dil torne wala kia jane hoti hai kitni mehnt ek larki phsane me ye ghar pe betha uska ABBA kia jane ;-):

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, October 17, 2011, 2:35 am
Characters: 164 : SMS Length: 2
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