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Ek Jokr ne Logon ko 1 jok sunaya to_sb Log boht ziada Hansy_._Usne wohi Jok phr sunaya to Km Log Hansy_._Usne wohi Jok phr sunaya to koi b Na Hansa_._to phr_usne 1 boht Khobsurat Bat kahi_agr Tm Log ek Khushi ko le kr bar bar Khush ni ho skte_to phr_ek Gham ko le kr bar bar Rote Q ho . Good MorNing

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Submitted by: on July 14, 2012
Characters: 300 : SMS Length: 2
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Jab meri koi call na aye__Koi SMS na aye__Koi mis cal b na aye__To___Samjh lena__K__HAKAM-E-WAQT__Hath wala Pankha khud chala rahy hain._(Enjoy Loadshading)

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Submitted by: on June 5, 2012
Characters: 156 : SMS Length: 1
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Boy n girl in colge._Boy.Date pe chalti kya?_Girl.chal_Boy.kahan?_Girl.principal k pas_Boy.Lo ab bnda apni baji se mazak b na kry?_Girl.Haramdiya chuti mangan..

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Submitted by: on May 29, 2012
Characters: 160 : SMS Length: 1
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A sweet story__1 larkay ne marne k 3 mint pehle 2 msg kiye__1 girlfrnd Ko__1 dost ko__"me ja raha hun rply fast"__AUR_1st reply girlfrnd Ka aya__"tum kahan ja rahe ho,i m busy baad me milenge"_Ye sunkar use bohat dard hua__2nd msg dost ka aya__"Oy akele kahan ja rha ha ruk men b ata hon"__ye parh kar wo larka muskraya or bola aaj phir piyar dosti se har gaya.__so forward to all ur frnds to show that "frndship" is better than LOVE._

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Submitted by: on May 22, 2012
Characters: 436 : SMS Length: 3
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Girl 2 boy during driving:_Tusi 1 hath nal gaddi chala lende O?__Boy shokha ho k:_Han ji chala landa wan.__Girl:Te fir dosre hath nal nak poonj lawo.

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Submitted by: on May 18, 2012
Characters: 149 : SMS Length: 1
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1 sardar ka radio kharab ho gaya_Usne khud hi usko khola or dekha us k andr 1 chooha mara tha._Sardar : lo dasso_Chalna Eney ki a_Gulookar e mar gaya a.

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Submitted by: on May 18, 2012
Characters: 153 : SMS Length: 1
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Husband:agr meri lotery nikal aye to tum kya karo gi?__Wife:aadhay paisay le kr tumhe choorr don gi__Husband:_Meri 100.Rs ki nikli hy_yeh le 50 aur dfa ho ja:-)

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Submitted by: on May 18, 2012
Characters: 160 : SMS Length: 1
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2013 me easyload ka message :_Dear customer,_You have recharged Rs.100._The deduction of RGST 25%_Zardari tax 20%_Benazir Barsi Support Tax 10%_Gillani Tax 10%_GST 17%_Tax per tax 5%_Bilawal study tax 6%_Bakhtawar study jahez Tax 5%._Your new balance is RS.2_Enjoy for miss calls._Jiye Bhutto_Mulk lutto_Gareeb nu lamba pa k kuto_Es msg nu aga suto . . . !

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Submitted by: on May 18, 2012
Characters: 357 : SMS Length: 3
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Admi BV ko Dafna k Ghr Aya to_Asman pr badl grajne lge_Bijli krki or_Tofan Agya_Admi upr ki Traf Dkh kr Bola_Lgta hy POHNCH Gi.!

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Submitted by: on March 18, 2012
Characters: 128 : SMS Length: 1
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BREAKING NEW__Pak vs Eng T20 Series Dobara Hogi._._._._._._._._Mujy Pata Hi Nai Tha Kay T20 Match Hai, Ma smja Test Hai,__Misbah Ki ICC se Apeal...

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Submitted by: on February 28, 2012
Characters: 148 : SMS Length: 1
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Pathan ki shadi lady trafic police se hui _sobha pathan se doston ne pocha rat ko kia hva.__pathan:raat ko mere 2 chalaan hoe._1.OVER SPEED _2.RONG ENTRY...

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Submitted by: on January 18, 2012
Characters: 156 : SMS Length: 1
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Larki set krne k 4 Tarike Hain.__.__.___.__.__.__.__.__.__.__.__.__.__.__.__.__.__.__.__.__.__Shabash* ___Mulk De Halat Vekho_Te_Apni begairti di speed Vekho..

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Submitted by: on January 18, 2012
Characters: 159 : SMS Length: 1
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Girl: Yaar Main Apna Purs Ghar Bhool i hun.

Muje 1000 Rupay Chahiye thay.

BOY: Dost Hi Dost ke Kaam Aata Hy

Lo



20 Rupay
Riksha pakro or Purs lay aao..

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Submitted by: on December 7, 2011
Characters: 202 : SMS Length: 2
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Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

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Submitted by: on Tuesday, November 29, 2011, 12:24 am
Characters: 194 : SMS Length: 2
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Dosti ka sara kam
mujhe hi
karna parta
hai

Miss B main karun

Care B me karun

Wish B me karun

Good morning B

Good Night B

Hello B

Hay B

Call B

Sms B

Chalo ab 1 kam aap B kar do

Ek sweet c smile De do


,//,
(@ .. @)
(<....>)
Oye, tera bera tr jay. To te na hi hasya kr ?

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Submitted by: on November 17, 2011
Characters: 416 : SMS Length: 3
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Be-khuloos logo’n Se
Ijtinab Karna hay

Mujhy apne rishto’n ka
Ehtisab karna hay

Usay bhool jana hay ya
Usay yaad rakhna hay

Dukh tou ek jesa hay bs
Intikhab krna hay

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Submitted by: on Thursday, November 10, 2011, 5:01 am
Characters: 209 : SMS Length: 2
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A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

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Submitted by: on Saturday, November 5, 2011, 8:59 pm
Characters: 196 : SMS Length: 2
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PATHAN:> SIR JEE :> I AM GOING KA KYA MATLAB HAI

PROFICER:> MAIN JA RHA HUN

PATHAN:> AISY TO TUMHARA BAAP BHI NAHI JA SAKHTA

PHLY JAWAB DY

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Submitted by: on Wednesday, October 26, 2011, 2:16 pm
Characters: 166 : SMS Length: 2
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4 MARASI AIK JANAZA LY KAR JA RHY THY.

ADMI:> OA PAYE DIHAN SA NICHY KABRAIN HAI


MARASI:? ASI KARA UTHY WORLD CUP CHUKYA WA

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Submitted by: on Wednesday, October 26, 2011, 2:14 pm
Characters: 194 : SMS Length: 2
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I Know You Think I"M Cute, I Know You Think
I"M Fine, But Like The Other Guys,
Take A Number And Wait In Line!

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, October 17, 2011, 3:17 am
Characters: 120 : SMS Length: 1
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