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Ultimate insult.. I Iove your smile becoz.. . . . . . . My favorite colour is “YELLOW”!! :D’


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, September 30, 2011, 3:50 pm
Characters: 103 : SMS Length: 1
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I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, September 30, 2011, 3:49 pm
Characters: 218 : SMS Length: 2
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Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, September 30, 2011, 3:48 pm
Characters: 123 : SMS Length: 1
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Read each word Reversely:

A’
suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
$M$
revenehW
stI
nettirW
‘…ylesreveR


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, September 30, 2011, 3:48 pm
Characters: 228 : SMS Length: 2
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Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according
to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, September 30, 2011, 3:47 pm
Characters: 170 : SMS Length: 2
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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, September 30, 2011, 3:47 pm
Characters: 172 : SMS Length: 2
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Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE:P

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, September 30, 2011, 3:46 pm
Characters: 163 : SMS Length: 2
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Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, September 30, 2011, 3:46 pm
Characters: 232 : SMS Length: 2
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God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, September 30, 2011, 3:45 pm
Characters: 175 : SMS Length: 2
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U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, September 30, 2011, 3:45 pm
Characters: 164 : SMS Length: 2
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6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, September 30, 2011, 3:45 pm
Characters: 329 : SMS Length: 3
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When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, September 30, 2011, 3:44 pm
Characters: 200 : SMS Length: 2
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Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
‘TWINS TWINS’


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, September 30, 2011, 3:44 pm
Characters: 160 : SMS Length: 1
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What? is a difference between
a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?

A kiss is so dear,?
A car is too dear and
A monkey is U dear.

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, September 30, 2011, 3:44 pm
Characters: 145 : SMS Length: 1
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My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, September 30, 2011, 3:43 pm
Characters: 192 : SMS Length: 2
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Today is an international day
for the mentally disabled .

Please send an encouraging
sms to a mentally disabled friend,

as i have done………

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, September 30, 2011, 3:42 pm
Characters: 169 : SMS Length: 2
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Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,

Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, September 30, 2011, 3:40 pm
Characters: 183 : SMS Length: 2
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Roses r lal
skies r nila,
ur brain is like khali patila.
Bura man liya?

O.K

Roses r red
skies r blue,
I born smart
what d hell hapened to u.

Thora sa or bura manlo :p


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, September 30, 2011, 3:39 pm
Characters: 222 : SMS Length: 2
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Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,

And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, September 30, 2011, 3:39 pm
Characters: 148 : SMS Length: 1
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What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.

Choice is urs……..:p


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, September 30, 2011, 3:39 pm
Characters: 155 : SMS Length: 1
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