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Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hai? Simple Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen.. Aur Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 3:01 am
Characters: 171 : SMS Length: 2
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Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
.
.
.
.
“Yet to be seen”


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 3:01 am
Characters: 112 : SMS Length: 1
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A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!



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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 3:01 am
Characters: 188 : SMS Length: 2
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Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 3:00 am
Characters: 196 : SMS Length: 2
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Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 3:00 am
Characters: 114 : SMS Length: 1
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Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 2:59 am
Characters: 188 : SMS Length: 2
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Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 2:59 am
Characters: 93 : SMS Length: 1
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The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 2:58 am
Characters: 90 : SMS Length: 1
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Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”

Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 2:58 am
Characters: 221 : SMS Length: 2
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Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 2:57 am
Characters: 160 : SMS Length: 1
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Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 2:56 am
Characters: 513 : SMS Length: 4
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Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate
.
.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 2:56 am
Characters: 205 : SMS Length: 2
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True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.

Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 2:55 am
Characters: 149 : SMS Length: 1
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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 2:55 am
Characters: 170 : SMS Length: 2
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Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.

Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long
life will never come.

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 2:55 am
Characters: 161 : SMS Length: 2
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Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 2:54 am
Characters: 149 : SMS Length: 1
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Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 2:53 am
Characters: 180 : SMS Length: 2
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A good marriage would be between
a Blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 2:53 am
Characters: 103 : SMS Length: 1
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He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.

Now after the marriage you can read it
from bottom upwards!!!

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 2:52 am
Characters: 464 : SMS Length: 3
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Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 2:51 am
Characters: 147 : SMS Length: 1
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