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GOOD OLD DAYS
When I was a child, my mother would
send me down to the corner store with a 10 Rs,
and I’d come back with
five Kgs of potatoes,
two loaves of bread,
three packs of juices,
packets of chocolates & candies

You can’t do that now.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, November 4, 2011, 4:08 am
Characters: 284 : SMS Length: 2
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TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love..
but the other lesser known facts:

1) Mumtaz was shahjahans 4th wife out of his 7 wives.
2) Shahjahan killed mumtaz’s husband to marry her.
3) Mumtaz died in her 14th delivery.
4) He then married mumtaz’s sister.

Question arises.. Where the HELL Is LOVE???

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, November 4, 2011, 4:06 am
Characters: 320 : SMS Length: 2
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A beggar to another beggar:
I had a grand diner at ‘Sareena’ yesterday.
Another beggar: how?

First beggar: sum 1 gave me 100 rs yesterday,
I went 2 ‘Sareena’, ordered dinner worth 2000rs
n enjoyed the diner.

When the bill came, i said, i had no money.
The manager called the policeman n handed me over to him.
I gave the 100rs note 2 the policeman n he set me free.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, November 4, 2011, 4:06 am
Characters: 414 : SMS Length: 3
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Don’t Break anyone’s heart
They have only one of it…
Break their bones..
They have 206 of them.. ;-)


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, November 4, 2011, 4:05 am
Characters: 117 : SMS Length: 1
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Teacher to sleepy student:
Who invented Steam Engine.?
Student: What sir?
Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT.
Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge :-P

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, November 4, 2011, 4:04 am
Characters: 176 : SMS Length: 2
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Principal : I tried ur number so many times,
it said switched off…!
STUDENT said :”ya. it’s my CALLER TUNE”
Principal shock…!
Student rocks….! B-)


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, November 4, 2011, 4:02 am
Characters: 167 : SMS Length: 2
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Arguing with your Boss is Like Wrestling
With a Donkey in the Mud.
After some Time
You Will Realize that
You are Getting Dirty and the Donkey is Enjoying it..!

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, November 4, 2011, 4:00 am
Characters: 175 : SMS Length: 2
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Promises are like babies…
Fun to make but hell to deliver ;):P

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, November 4, 2011, 4:00 am
Characters: 66 : SMS Length: 1
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Teacher: Bobby! Join these two sentences together.

I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.

Bobby: I saw a Dead Body Cycling to school. :-)

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, November 4, 2011, 3:59 am
Characters: 161 : SMS Length: 2
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How can u believe on the word ‘believe’,
when there is a lie in center ? ;)
- Think..

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, November 4, 2011, 3:58 am
Characters: 93 : SMS Length: 1
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New meaning of SMS

SMS=Sania Mirza Shadi
SMS=Shoaib Malik Shadi

They both have same initials.

SM=Sania Mirza
SM=Shoaib Malik

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, November 4, 2011, 3:54 am
Characters: 160 : SMS Length: 1
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Fact of Life :-
If a girl cries,
there may be thousand reasons.
But if a boy cries,
there is only one reason:
“GIRL

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, November 4, 2011, 3:54 am
Characters: 135 : SMS Length: 1
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Aapki kanjusi dil ko bha gai,
Hamain bhi apne balance ki qadar aagai,

Socha ab aapkomessage na karain,
Magar ye kambakht dosti hamain yaad aagai.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, November 4, 2011, 3:53 am
Characters: 167 : SMS Length: 2
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Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES

TEEN AGE
Have Time & Energy Bt No Money

WORKING AGE
Hv Money & Energy Bt No Time

OLD AGE
Hv Time & Money Bt No Energy


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, November 4, 2011, 3:52 am
Characters: 194 : SMS Length: 2
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Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..??
*Everything cooked in ginger garlic paste
and onion.
*Re-use of gift wrappers.
*Always arive atleast an hour late to a party.
*All siblings have rhyming names.
*Talk for an hour at the gate when leave
someone’s house.
*You live with your parents even when you are
40 years old.
*Sofas and carpets are covered with bedsheets.
*Cover everything with plastic even if its a
remote control. :-D



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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, November 4, 2011, 3:51 am
Characters: 491 : SMS Length: 4
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Tring Tring..

Inbox kholo

Aap k liye phool bheijay hain

–;–;–<@

–;–;–<@

–;–;–<@

ab SMS send kero warna phol wapis karo



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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, November 4, 2011, 3:49 am
Characters: 182 : SMS Length: 2
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A man phones a mental hospital
and asks the receptionist
if there is anybody in Room 27 ?
She goes and checks,
and comes back to the phone,
telling him that the room is empty
“Good,” says the man.
“That means I must have really escaped.”


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, November 4, 2011, 3:49 am
Characters: 271 : SMS Length: 2
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Q: Why are Egyptian’s Children always confused?

A: Because after death,
their daddy becomes the mummy.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, November 4, 2011, 3:48 am
Characters: 121 : SMS Length: 1
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Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, November 4, 2011, 3:47 am
Characters: 187 : SMS Length: 2
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In my heart our love is heard like a ring tone.
In my ears Ur speech is heard like voice mail.
But when I called for response
Subscriber can’t reach at the moment.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Friday, November 4, 2011, 3:47 am
Characters: 181 : SMS Length: 2
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