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Wen i look at the sun i c u!wen i look at the moon i c u!wen i look at the sea I c u... well get out of my way

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Tuesday, June 9, 2009, 7:34 pm
Characters: 112 : SMS Length: 1
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I luv u- I luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were close to me nighty.Dont be mistaken.now dont be mislead I mean on the clothesline and not in my bed

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Tuesday, June 9, 2009, 7:34 pm
Characters: 159 : SMS Length: 1
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come here.take off ur pants and get on top of me....enjoy me until ur totally satisfied lovingly urs TOILET!!!!

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Tuesday, June 9, 2009, 7:34 pm
Characters: 113 : SMS Length: 1
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Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Tuesday, June 9, 2009, 7:32 pm
Characters: 157 : SMS Length: 1
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Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe mada

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Tuesday, June 9, 2009, 7:31 pm
Characters: 160 : SMS Length: 1
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At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Tuesday, June 9, 2009, 7:31 pm
Characters: 138 : SMS Length: 1
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Last nite i wantd u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me...but i couldnt find u.u stupid.. PARACETAMOL!

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Tuesday, June 9, 2009, 7:31 pm
Characters: 160 : SMS Length: 1
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It goes in dry it comes out wet.the longer its in the stronger it gets.we can have it in bed just you and me...its not what you think its a cup of tea!

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Tuesday, June 9, 2009, 7:31 pm
Characters: 152 : SMS Length: 1
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I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Tuesday, June 9, 2009, 7:30 pm
Characters: 94 : SMS Length: 1
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Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Tuesday, June 9, 2009, 7:30 pm
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In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Tuesday, June 9, 2009, 7:30 pm
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He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Tuesday, June 9, 2009, 7:30 pm
Characters: 141 : SMS Length: 1
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From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Tuesday, June 9, 2009, 7:29 pm
Characters: 160 : SMS Length: 1
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I was nervous at first, it was big & long &went straight up, Ihad to try it... i eased myself onto it & i liked it! i went up & down on it, i love escalators

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Tuesday, June 9, 2009, 7:29 pm
Characters: 160 : SMS Length: 1
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