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All stressed out and no one to choke

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Tuesday, June 9, 2009, 7:08 pm
Characters: 36 : SMS Length: 1
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Constipated people don't give a crap

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Tuesday, June 9, 2009, 7:08 pm
Characters: 36 : SMS Length: 1
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I may not be perfect, but I'm all I got

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Tuesday, June 9, 2009, 7:08 pm
Characters: 39 : SMS Length: 1
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Where there's a will, I want to be in it

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Tuesday, June 9, 2009, 7:07 pm
Characters: 40 : SMS Length: 1
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Never miss a good chance to shut up

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Tuesday, June 9, 2009, 7:07 pm
Characters: 35 : SMS Length: 1
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Tuesday, June 9, 2009, 7:07 pm
Characters: 39 : SMS Length: 1
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How do you get off a non-stop flight?

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Tuesday, June 9, 2009, 7:07 pm
Characters: 37 : SMS Length: 1
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How come night falls but day breaks?

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Tuesday, June 9, 2009, 7:07 pm
Characters: 36 : SMS Length: 1
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How do I set the laser printer to stun?

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Tuesday, June 9, 2009, 7:06 pm
Characters: 39 : SMS Length: 1
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If we quit voting will they all go away?

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Tuesday, June 9, 2009, 7:06 pm
Characters: 40 : SMS Length: 1
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Is it time for your medication or mine?

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Tuesday, June 9, 2009, 7:06 pm
Characters: 39 : SMS Length: 1
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INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Tuesday, June 9, 2009, 7:06 pm
Characters: 31 : SMS Length: 1
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I'm not getting older...I'm getting bitter

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Tuesday, June 9, 2009, 7:06 pm
Characters: 42 : SMS Length: 1
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When all else fails manipulate the data

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Tuesday, June 9, 2009, 7:05 pm
Characters: 39 : SMS Length: 1
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I'm as confused as a termite in a yo-yo

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Tuesday, June 9, 2009, 7:05 pm
Characters: 39 : SMS Length: 1
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Insanity is my only means of relaxation

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Tuesday, June 9, 2009, 7:05 pm
Characters: 39 : SMS Length: 1
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No guts, no glory, no brain, same story

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Tuesday, June 9, 2009, 7:05 pm
Characters: 39 : SMS Length: 1
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Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Tuesday, June 9, 2009, 7:04 pm
Characters: 40 : SMS Length: 1
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I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Tuesday, June 9, 2009, 7:04 pm
Characters: 44 : SMS Length: 1
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I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Tuesday, June 9, 2009, 7:04 pm
Characters: 41 : SMS Length: 1
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