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Devils went to Court to Prove that he is The Most, Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth. But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked, Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 2:37 am
Characters: 159 : SMS Length: 1
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M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 2:37 am
Characters: 137 : SMS Length: 1
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Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water

Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 2:37 am
Characters: 177 : SMS Length: 2
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Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

ha koi muqabla karne wala


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 2:36 am
Characters: 325 : SMS Length: 3
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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 2:36 am
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In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 2:35 am
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In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 2:35 am
Characters: 91 : SMS Length: 1
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I don’t make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 2:34 am
Characters: 90 : SMS Length: 1
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Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 2:34 am
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 2:34 am
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The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’,
meaning ‘many’,
and the word ‘tics’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’.

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 2:34 am
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Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has
been concerned with
right or left
instead of
right or wrong.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 2:33 am
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We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in. -Will
Rogers

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 2:33 am
Characters: 136 : SMS Length: 1
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I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.



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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 2:33 am
Characters: 138 : SMS Length: 1
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Some men change their party
for the sake of their principles;

others change their principles
for the sake of their party.

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 2:33 am
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The flood of money
that gushes into politics
today is a pollution of democracy.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 2:32 am
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Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 2:31 am
Characters: 153 : SMS Length: 1
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Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed
when doing their jobs right.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 2:31 am
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A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 2:31 am
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Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 20, 2011, 2:30 am
Characters: 139 : SMS Length: 1
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