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Old SOng And Remix SOng Me KYa FArq HAi? "Old Song" DAncer 6 FuTt LAmbay KapRay PEhan KR NACHTI THi "REmix SOng" DAncer Ne 6 Inch K KApray PEhnay H0tay HAin


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 2:29 am
Characters: 171 : SMS Length: 2
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Aslamabadon ai ay FAX
.

Sohneyan day utte lage kare ga TAX
.

Tusi pareshan na hovo

sirf sohneya te TAX lagya ay…….

Preshani te mere waste ae…

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 2:27 am
Characters: 190 : SMS Length: 2
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“Law of Love” derived from newton’s laws
*Evry bad boy cntinues to do cherr
charr unless a chapal or sandel with a
force is impresed upon him by a lovely girl.
This force is called bezti.
Bezti is that carachtristic due to
wich any bagairat is compelled to
chnge his state of bagairti into gairat mandi;-)u2


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 2:27 am
Characters: 348 : SMS Length: 3
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Kuch Kuch Hota Hai(Remix)

Exam Pas Aye Dil Gabhraye

UNIVERSITY Na Jane Kya Paper Banaye,

Abto Mera Pen Ruk Ruk K

Chalta He Kya Karu Haye

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 2:26 am
Characters: 205 : SMS Length: 2
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Mintaan Na Krwa,

Mobile Noo Utha,

Write Msg De Vich JA,

Hun BUhta Na TArpaa,

Ath Dus Msg Te Khrka,

Aj Sadi Farmaish Tay. . .;->


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 2:26 am
Characters: 182 : SMS Length: 2
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Tum Paas Aae,

Yun Muskurae,

Apne 32 Dant,

Mjhko Dikhae,

Yeh dekh K Mera
Dil,

Phoot Phoot K Rota Hai,

Yar Tumse Tou Ek Brush Bhi,

Theek Se Nahi
Hota He!

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 2:26 am
Characters: 222 : SMS Length: 2
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ACHA BATAO…
RAATON KO UTHATA HAI

-:->>

NEND URATA HAI
Bura bhala kehne ko DIL CHAHTA HAI

BOLO BOLO KON

KON
TUM?

ARAY NAHEE

HAMARA K.E.S.C. :-)

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 2:25 am
Characters: 214 : SMS Length: 2
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Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms karna,

In kanjoso garibon ka inbox bharna,

Mera ALLAH inhe bhi abshram ajay,

Ye sms parhte hi inka bhi sms ajae……….;->


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 2:25 am
Characters: 180 : SMS Length: 2
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Ki bumb da barosa yaar,
Bumb kidhron di aaway..
Chad mulak te chaliye baaaar, hooooo..

chad mulak te chaliye baar,
Kam aaway na aaway…

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 2:24 am
Characters: 155 : SMS Length: 1
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1ST LINE 2 BE WRITEEN IN EXAMS:

“All the answers written below are
imagnary and work of my creative mind.
Any RESEMBLENCE to TEXT BOOK is UNINTENTIONAL
and PURELY ACCIDENTAL…”


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 2:24 am
Characters: 206 : SMS Length: 2
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Wife: acha batao car main ghomata hai,
icecream khilata hai, restaurant lay
jata hai, BOLO BOLO BOLO !!!

Husband: KON MAIN?

Wife: NAHI
HUMARA NAYA PAROSI

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 2:23 am
Characters: 189 : SMS Length: 2
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Yaar aik baat to batain yeh 24 gante bijli
ka kya maza. jaise garmi ka maza hi
na le aur loudsheding bulkul nahi.
Maza to ab ayega wapda ke saath,
g han ab 24 gante mai 12 gante Loudsheeding
woh b complete bill k saath aur
electronic nuqsanaat bulkul muft…


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 2:23 am
Characters: 293 : SMS Length: 2
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Zara 1 bat to batyn ye yad kr
k hi papr dena q zaruri hy ?

or is se hota hi kya hy,

Thora boht yad reh jata hy jaise
wo bhi pura likh kr ajaengy,

Cheating hour sirf akhir ka 1 hour,

2 ghanty bethy rhen kya?

Maza to ab ayega pocket guide k sath,

ji han ab pury k pury notes k sath
net weight srf 12 grm,

Itny me to ek pharra bh na mily

or cheating hour papr ka hr hour,

T0o poket guide rkh k le jaen aur
saaAaAab likh den dhong k sath. . . . . ["!"]

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 2:22 am
Characters: 554 : SMS Length: 4
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Lub Pe Ati H¥ Dua ßan k Tamana Mri

Zindgi ßomb §e Ho Mehfoz khudaya Mri

Na koi ßomb Damaka §e Ura De Muj ko

Muft Ma Jam-É-§hahadat Na Pila De Muj ko

Mra Allah Larai §e ßachana Muj ko

Θr §ikha De koi ßandoq Çhalana Muj ko

Naam-É-Islam ki Hurmat ko ßacha Le ¥a RÅß

Waqt k §ary Kamino ko Utha Le ¥a RÅß

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 2:22 am
Characters: 368 : SMS Length: 3
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Part | |

If aNy fAt gIrL CrosS U...

But Come bacK 2 U At Listening Of Ur WhistLe. . .


Th¡S SituaTiOn iZ Ca|LD. . . .

"GOLMAAL
RETURN" . . . :d :p ;->


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 2:22 am
Characters: 200 : SMS Length: 2
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If aNy fAt gIrL CrosS U...

But Come bacK 2 U At Listening Of Ur WhistLe. . .


Th¡S SituaTiOn iZ Ca|LD. . . .

"GOLMAAL
RETURN"

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 2:21 am
Characters: 161 : SMS Length: 2
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Meri Shadi Ke Mauqe Per Us Ne
Mujh Se Kaha FARAZ.....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Tenu Dullha Kinne Banaya BHOOTNI KAY . . . . . . . ;->/


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 2:21 am
Characters: 171 : SMS Length: 2
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Quotable Quotes

To be is to do. (by Socrates)

To do is to be.(by Plato)

To be or not to be.(by Shakespeare)

Do be do be do. (by Scooby do) ;) :D


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 2:20 am
Characters: 186 : SMS Length: 2
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A Parody Of Zong Song
Enjoy Krte Raho
Tv Dekhte Raho
Parhae Par Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae
Me To Mayoos Tha Paper Dekh Ke
Pharra Bhej Dya Us Ne Paegam Me
To Cheatng Karte Raho
Pass Hote Raho
Result Per Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae
Turu Run Ru Ru Run Ru Ru Ru Ru Run

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 2:19 am
Characters: 292 : SMS Length: 2
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Old SOng And Remix SOng Me KYa FArq HAi?


"Old Song"
DAncer 6 FuTt LAmbay KapRay PEhan KR NACHTI THi

"REmix SOng"

DAncer Ne 6 Inch K KApray PEhnay H0tay HAin


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, September 27, 2011, 2:18 am
Characters: 203 : SMS Length: 2
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