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Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton. Then For 3000 Kgs =How Much? Santa- Ton!Ton!Ton!

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 1:47 am
Characters: 135 : SMS Length: 1
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Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 1:47 am
Characters: 179 : SMS Length: 2
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Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 1:46 am
Characters: 117 : SMS Length: 1
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Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 1:46 am
Characters: 185 : SMS Length: 2
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Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.

Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 1:46 am
Characters: 182 : SMS Length: 2
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Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 1:46 am
Characters: 201 : SMS Length: 2
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Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
“Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small income?”

“Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied.
“But what will you live on?”


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 1:45 am
Characters: 220 : SMS Length: 2
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Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.

Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 1:45 am
Characters: 149 : SMS Length: 1
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Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 1:44 am
Characters: 630 : SMS Length: 4
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Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?

Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 1:44 am
Characters: 180 : SMS Length: 2
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Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON”T CALL ME NOW.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 1:44 am
Characters: 166 : SMS Length: 2
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Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 1:44 am
Characters: 97 : SMS Length: 1
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Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 1:43 am
Characters: 157 : SMS Length: 1
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Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 1:43 am
Characters: 161 : SMS Length: 2
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Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 1:43 am
Characters: 108 : SMS Length: 1
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A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 1:42 am
Characters: 191 : SMS Length: 2
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An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 1:42 am
Characters: 138 : SMS Length: 1
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 1:41 am
Characters: 197 : SMS Length: 2
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Santa:
Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
they don’t study,so i got rid of it

Banta: Good?
Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 1:41 am
Characters: 170 : SMS Length: 2
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Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 1:40 am
Characters: 174 : SMS Length: 2
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