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Sardar’s Friend: Yaar, Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh, B.A. This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A. When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree? Sardar: You Don’t Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”. Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 2:28 am
Characters: 322 : SMS Length: 3
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Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?

A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 2:28 am
Characters: 154 : SMS Length: 1
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In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 2:28 am
Characters: 188 : SMS Length: 2
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In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 2:26 am
Characters: 188 : SMS Length: 2
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A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 2:25 am
Characters: 134 : SMS Length: 1
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Sardar’s Friend: Yaar, Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh, B.A. This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A. When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree? Sardar: You Don’t Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”. Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 2:24 am
Characters: 322 : SMS Length: 3
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Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?

A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 2:23 am
Characters: 150 : SMS Length: 1
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In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 2:23 am
Characters: 188 : SMS Length: 2
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A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !



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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 2:23 am
Characters: 139 : SMS Length: 1
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 2:22 am
Characters: 191 : SMS Length: 2
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Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.

Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 2:22 am
Characters: 177 : SMS Length: 2
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Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &
put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone.

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 2:21 am
Characters: 192 : SMS Length: 2
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A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?

Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 2:21 am
Characters: 149 : SMS Length: 1
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Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 2:20 am
Characters: 102 : SMS Length: 1
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Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?

Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE”.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 2:19 am
Characters: 157 : SMS Length: 1
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2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.

Sardar2: Aaho,
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 2:19 am
Characters: 177 : SMS Length: 2
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Sardar’s Leave application

Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 2:18 am
Characters: 179 : SMS Length: 2
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Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?

Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 2:18 am
Characters: 109 : SMS Length: 1
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A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

:-( Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 2:18 am
Characters: 187 : SMS Length: 2
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Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Monday, September 19, 2011, 2:17 am
Characters: 202 : SMS Length: 2
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