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1 Pathan ne Jaali note banaya or Quaid-e-Azam ki Topi bhool gya.

Dukandar bola:
Iski to topi nahi hai?

Pathan:
Ye Qauid-e-Azam ki Garmiyon ki tasveer hai...

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Submitted by: on July 13, 2011
Characters: 182 : SMS Length: 2
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Girl talking 2 hr sister after suhaag raat:


Ap se kya parda Baji me sb bta deti hun


Shab-e-arosi ki kahani me suna dti hun


Mere honton ko honton se dabaya baji


Bagh-e-nasheman pe b hath lgaya baji


Lraztey jism men 1 bijli si kond gai


Us ne bosa jo seney pe lgaya baji


Naaf tk reeng gai haye 1 khari cheez


Zalim ne dhaka jo zor se lgaya baji


Dard-e-lutf se 1 haye to nikli lekin


Dheray dheray se mujhy b chain aya baji

Phr to anay laga rag rag men saroor-o-masti

Us ne chappu jo rawani se chalaya baji

Ik chashma sa ubalta hua mehsoos howa

Aakhri jhatka jo zaalim ne lgaya baji.

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Submitted by: on April 4, 2011
Characters: 753 : SMS Length: 5
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1 Pathn car me larki K sath sex Kr raha tha

1 police wale ne pocha kya krhe ho?

PATHN
Nazar nhi ata?

POLICE: Mera numbr Kab aiey Ga?

PATHAN
Larki k baad....

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Submitted by: on March 23, 2011
Characters: 200 : SMS Length: 2
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Pehn Yak Govt Tay, Bay-hiss Lok


Chad Yara Tension, Pi Ek Coke,


Na Bijli Na gas, Na Insaf Na Atta


Issay Kam Pichay Wakeelan Di Bund Te Sir v Patta,


Suttay Paye Ne Pehn Yak, Vaich k Zameer


Seyastdaan Vekho Kinay Ho Gaye ne Ameer,


Uth LUL Leni Deya, Ghareeba Uth


Roz So Jana Wein Tu maar k muth.

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on September 30, 2010
Characters: 390 : SMS Length: 3
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Teacher: (Apney Gujjar Student Se)
Late Q Aay Ho?

Gujar: Majjh Luwani Si, Ohnoo Sandhay kol Lay k Gaya Si.


Teacher: Ye Kaam To Tumharay Abbu Bhi Kr Saktay Thay...?


Gujjar: Na Ustad G Na,,,,
Aeh kam Sirf Sanddha e Kar Sakda Si...!!

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on September 27, 2010
Characters: 276 : SMS Length: 2
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Bap: Beti muje us ka nam btao js ne tmhn "Pregnant" kya,
Beti: Abu agr aap 15 kele khao or apko qbz hojae to kya aap bta skte hain k ks kele ki wja se Qbz hua?

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on September 16, 2010
Characters: 163 : SMS Length: 2
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Pathan: Doctor sb hum 4 Biwi badal chuka hai lekin aulaad nahi hova Doctor ne paper par kuch likha aur kaha isay ghar ja k parhna Pathan ne ghar ja k parha to paper par likha tha "Khan sb Biwi nahi chodnay ki jaga badlo"

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Wednesday, August 11, 2010, 8:58 pm
Characters: 226 : SMS Length: 2
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Kamar k dard ki 2 wajohat hain: * 1. Kasrat-e- Sex * ya * 2. Hasrat-e- Sex. * Nargis ki kitab "Manji ek te Jawanian Do" k chapter "Ambian Chopna" se iktabas

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Saturday, July 31, 2010, 6:56 am
Characters: 170 : SMS Length: 2
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1 Hakeem ne pathan ki beemari ka elaaj Aurat ka doodh tajveez kiya, Bari mushkil se pathan ne 1 Aurat ko raazi kiya. Doodh pilatay huay Aurat ki feelings barh gai. Us ne sexy aawaz main poocha: Kuch aur bhi chahiye? Pathan: baji Agr saath Tiger biscuit bhi mil jayein to maza Aa jaye ga?

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Sunday, July 25, 2010, 10:31 pm
Characters: 292 : SMS Length: 2
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Acha frnd bilkul larki k brazier ki tara hota hai, 1=Cmfrtble 2=Supportive 3=Tight 4=Girny na dy Or 5=Hmesha dil k pas rahy;- Oye Brazier. Kaisa hai tu?

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Sunday, July 25, 2010, 10:14 pm
Characters: 172 : SMS Length: 2
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A black African man was shot in the Leg. enroute to the hospital, the paramedics cut his trousers at the knee. His L0nG dick was visible, so they exchanged a smile. African man saw them and said, "go ahead laugh, y0urs would shrink too if you were shot in the leg...

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Sunday, July 25, 2010, 10:05 pm
Characters: 266 : SMS Length: 2
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Gynaecology is the Best Profession!! 1) Make a Woman Naked 2) Finger Her vagina -and - Ask Her Husband to Pay for it.

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Sunday, July 25, 2010, 1:21 pm
Characters: 142 : SMS Length: 1
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Ek aurat Dr. say mjhy doodh nahi ata. Dr hum her chez choos k check krty hain. Aurat pehlay Abba jee ko check ker lain unko 2 din say peshab nahi Aa Raha.

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 11:14 am
Characters: 160 : SMS Length: 1
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Body ka wo kon sa part hai jis k sab se ziada naam hain? Nahein pta? Chalo mai btata hun! Lun Lora Lulla Lulli Lull Phunno Sheesh naag Shaheen Nono Phultro Gulseru Chota chatri Ghanta Hathiyar Kaka Choti c jan Meezile Khamba Topa Naag Soodda Rocket sing Thok ala jaaz Phullo Tower Gani ala tota Judge Kukkar Danda Loly pop Choopa Foji Hero Phudi killer balouch Rana saab Thorra Pennis Shararti Chokidar

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Tuesday, July 20, 2010, 9:22 pm
Characters: 542 : SMS Length: 4
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A woman married a one legged man. She wrote to her mother: "My husband only has ONE FOOT". Her Mother replied: "You are lucky, your papa has ONLY 5 IN

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Monday, June 8, 2009, 7:58 pm
Characters: 160 : SMS Length: 1
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every 1has different phases of sex life. age 18-din raat age 28-roz raat age 38-jumairat age 48-chandraat age 58-ghalatbaat

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Monday, June 8, 2009, 7:58 pm
Characters: 129 : SMS Length: 1
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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Monday, June 8, 2009, 7:57 pm
Characters: 160 : SMS Length: 1
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... How To Teach Mathmatics To A Girl. 1st add lips 2nd minus clothes 3rd divide legs and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Monday, June 8, 2009, 7:57 pm
Characters: 142 : SMS Length: 1
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PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain SON : papa may bataoo PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo SON : may batata hoo ..... AANKH PAPA : ohh ha

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Monday, June 8, 2009, 7:57 pm
Characters: 160 : SMS Length: 1
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her koi ker raha hai arman phudi ka phudi pe mar raha hai insaan phudi ka phudi bhi rabar ka lun bhi rabar ka kiya kiya bana raha hai japan phudi ka

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Monday, June 8, 2009, 7:57 pm
Characters: 151 : SMS Length: 1
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