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You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Monday, June 8, 2009, 7:46 pm
Characters: 49 : SMS Length: 1
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Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Monday, June 8, 2009, 7:46 pm
Characters: 61 : SMS Length: 1
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Get a new car for your spouse; it'll be a great trade!

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Monday, June 8, 2009, 7:45 pm
Characters: 54 : SMS Length: 1
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Monday, June 8, 2009, 7:44 pm
Characters: 80 : SMS Length: 1
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Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Monday, June 8, 2009, 7:44 pm
Characters: 54 : SMS Length: 1
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The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Monday, June 8, 2009, 7:44 pm
Characters: 91 : SMS Length: 1
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Your mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it.

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Monday, June 8, 2009, 7:44 pm
Characters: 65 : SMS Length: 1
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Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own.

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Monday, June 8, 2009, 7:43 pm
Characters: 72 : SMS Length: 1
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He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory.

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Monday, June 8, 2009, 7:43 pm
Characters: 71 : SMS Length: 1
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I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.

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Submitted by: Yaser Riaz on Monday, June 8, 2009, 7:43 pm
Characters: 92 : SMS Length: 1
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