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1 aurat 2sri sy, Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,wo kisi larki sy milta hy. 2sri aurt, Phir tum kia karogi..? 1st, Me aj hi apny boyfrnd ko shohar k pechy lgati hon


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Saturday, September 17, 2011, 1:28 am
Characters: 171 : SMS Length: 2
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Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: “Up! Quick! My husband is back!”

Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: “Damn, I am the husband!”


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Saturday, September 17, 2011, 1:27 am
Characters: 223 : SMS Length: 2
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You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Saturday, September 17, 2011, 1:27 am
Characters: 186 : SMS Length: 2
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Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Saturday, September 17, 2011, 1:27 am
Characters: 186 : SMS Length: 2
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Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Saturday, September 17, 2011, 1:26 am
Characters: 163 : SMS Length: 2
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M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.

Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Saturday, September 17, 2011, 1:26 am
Characters: 382 : SMS Length: 3
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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Saturday, September 17, 2011, 1:26 am
Characters: 150 : SMS Length: 1
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Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Saturday, September 17, 2011, 1:25 am
Characters: 137 : SMS Length: 1
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A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Saturday, September 17, 2011, 1:25 am
Characters: 145 : SMS Length: 1
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What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Saturday, September 17, 2011, 1:25 am
Characters: 177 : SMS Length: 2
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What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Saturday, September 17, 2011, 1:24 am
Characters: 177 : SMS Length: 2
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Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Saturday, September 17, 2011, 1:24 am
Characters: 168 : SMS Length: 2
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Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Saturday, September 17, 2011, 1:23 am
Characters: 133 : SMS Length: 1
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Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Saturday, September 17, 2011, 1:23 am
Characters: 152 : SMS Length: 1
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Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Saturday, September 17, 2011, 1:20 am
Characters: 152 : SMS Length: 1
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Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Saturday, September 17, 2011, 1:19 am
Characters: 172 : SMS Length: 2
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Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Saturday, September 17, 2011, 1:19 am
Characters: 162 : SMS Length: 2
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Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Saturday, September 17, 2011, 1:19 am
Characters: 169 : SMS Length: 2
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Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!


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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Saturday, September 17, 2011, 1:19 am
Characters: 172 : SMS Length: 2
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How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

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Submitted by: Mubasher Hameed on Saturday, September 17, 2011, 1:18 am
Characters: 177 : SMS Length: 2
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